Jeremy Corbyn has today denied any conflict of interest with his position as leader of the opposition and his recent promotion of his daughter’s new range of fragrances which came on the market this week.
Scientists discover pride of vegan lions
April 23, 2017 by 1 Comment
Scientists studying lions in Africa have stumbled upon a tribe of vegan lions that have shunned the normal carnivorous diet associated with their species and instead live solely on fruit and vegetables.
God wants you to have diabetes
April 13, 2017 by Leave a Comment
God wants you to have diabetes and he shows this by sending us his only rabbit, laden with mass produced chocolates, made by faceless corporations, according to Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby.
Brighton Council to ban wind chimes
March 20, 2017 by 1 Comment
Brighton Council is to issue on the spot fines for residents who have wind chimes in their gardens, as part of a crack down on anti-social behaviour.
Customer fury as Tesco substitute hen’s eggs for dog eggs
March 12, 2017 by 1 Comment
A Tesco customer was left fuming after returning home with her click and collect order to find that her usual hens’ eggs had been substituted with dogs eggs.
Hunt “Doctors must be able to fly”
March 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Doctors are to be required to be able to soar through the air like a bird following a new directive from Secretary of State for Health, Jeremy Fucking Hunt
Heterosexual couple lose bid to be treated like a gay couple ten years ago
February 21, 2017 by 1 Comment
A heterosexual couple has lost the right to be not allowed to get married as if they were a gay couple trying to get married before gay marriage was defined in law.
Man nipping over to France for a few days “defying the will of the people”
February 19, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A man nipping over to France for a long week-end has been accused of defying the will of the people by the Daily Mail.
Poor people to ask Philip Schofield before spending benefits
January 6, 2017 by 3 Comments
Poor people will be required to consult Phillip Schofield before spending any of their benefits according to new legislation passed today.
English Defence league to assist with English tuition for new immigrants
January 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The English Defence League is to offer free English tuition to all new immigrants in a new project designed to facilitate communication and ease racial tension.
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