Europeans are enjoying free foreign holidays at our expense according to UKIP leader Nigel Farage.
Osborne “I do not benefit personally from being rich”
April 12, 2016 by Leave a Comment
George Osborne has assured critics that he does not benefit in any way from being rich. “I may have lowered the top rate of tax in 2012 to increase my own net income but I can assure you that I don’t get any advantage from that. “It just passes through my bank account. Some of […]
Farage “Immigrants stole my tax returns”
April 11, 2016 by 1 Comment
Immigrants have stolen Nigel Farage’s tax returns leaving him unable to publish them according to a statement issued today by the UKIP leader.
Channel tunnel to be made one-way following Brexit
April 10, 2016 by 7 Comments
The channel tunnel will be made one way so trains will only travel from England to France in the event of any exit from the European Union according to Justice Secretary Michael Gove. Speaking on this morning’s episode of the Marr show, Mr Gove said “It only goes both ways now because of European bureaucrats […]
Jimmy Savile waxwork to be removed from Madame Tussauds
April 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain’s most famous waxwork museum, Madame Tussauds, have confirmed this morning that they will be removing their replica of Jimmy Savile following complaints from some members of the public. The decision, which comes after an original plan to keep the wax work on display but stop the controversial recording of “Urgh-ee-Urgh-ee Urgh” that played in […]
Furious Gary Barlow demands explanation from PM over tax affairs
April 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
An incandescent with rage Gary Barlow has gone on record to demand and a full and frank explanation of David Cameron’s tax affairs.
Cameron “I didn’t do it but I won’t do it again”
April 6, 2016 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister David Cameron has assured a concerned British public that he has never benefited from offshore tax havens and has also promised that this will absolutely be the last time and he will never do it again.
David Cameron to head tax evasion inquiry
April 5, 2016 by 2 Comments
David Cameron has promised to head a new inquiry into tax evasion, starting tomorrow or maybe the day after, at the latest in the next week or so.
Falklands naval exit nothing to do with starting war and winning election this time
April 3, 2016 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron has today assured critics that the recent naval exit from the Falklands has absolutely nothing to do with starting another war, winning it, winning the next General election as a result and subsequently ensuring British ownership of a plethora of natural resources before any Argentinians get their hands on it. Speaking on the […]
Trump would bomb Narnia
April 1, 2016 by 4 Comments
Donald Trump has said that he would not rule out bombing Narnia, should he succeed in becoming US president.
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