Donald Trump is to ban journalists from all future press conferences until they learn to stop asking the wrong questions and start writing down the things that he tells them.
People of Stoke to decide which twat to vote for
February 14, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The people of Stoke are shortly to decide whether to vote in a monumental twat or just a bit of a twat as their MP in the forthcoming by-election.
“Why can’t Sturgeon be our leader?” say Labour members
February 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Labour members have reacted furiously today at news that they can’t have the nice Scottish lady who’ll tell Theresa May to stick her article 50 up her arse as their leader.
Government promises affordable homes to be bought by city types and rented out
February 7, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The Government has vowed to build more affordable housing which can be bought up quickly as second homes by people who work in the city.
Paul Nuttall accused of lying over his Stoke address of 48b Bollocks Avenue
February 2, 2017 by Leave a Comment
UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has defended his decision to put 48b Bollocks avenue, Stoke-on-Trent on his election nomination form even thought he apparently doesn’t know where it is.
Corbyn “Shit, I meant vote against article 50”
February 1, 2017 by 1 Comment
Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has this evening asked if parliament can possibly have another vote having realised that he just whipped his MPs to duck out of the world’s biggest free marketplace and leave Theresa May free to completely shaft workers rights.
Queen to offer Trump British delicacy of Dog Eggs on state visit
January 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
President Trump will be invited to Buckingham Palace to savour the exquisite British dish of dog eggs when he arrives on his state visit according to sources close to the Queen.
Trump to deport toddlers
January 29, 2017 by Leave a Comment
US President Donald Trump is to begin a mass deportation of toddlers following reports that statistically they shoot more people in America than Islamic terrorists.
Public fury as woman wins case not to find Mrs Brown’s boys funny
January 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Campaigner Gina Miller has won a landmark case not to find Mrs Brown’s Boys funny depsite the fact that it was voted Britain’s best comedy by the British public
Brexiters welcome new influx of immigrants from around the world
January 23, 2017 by 1 Comment
Brexiters have come together to welcome the new influx of immigrants from around the world that they voted for by opting out of the European single market
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