Donald Trump is ordering a pizza this evening and Dominos are going to pay for it, according to a tweet from the President.
Public fury as woman wins case not to find Mrs Brown’s boys funny
January 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Campaigner Gina Miller has won a landmark case not to find Mrs Brown’s Boys funny depsite the fact that it was voted Britain’s best comedy by the British public
Brexiters welcome new influx of immigrants from around the world
January 23, 2017 by 1 Comment
Brexiters have come together to welcome the new influx of immigrants from around the world that they voted for by opting out of the European single market
“I never mocked that disabled reporter” says man who mocked reporter for being disabled
January 9, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump has gone on record today to deny mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski for being disabled even though he did and it was all recorded and everybody saw it.
May “We’re having an Okey Cokey Brexit”
January 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Britain will be having an Okey Cokey Brexit where it puts its left foot in, out, in out and then shakes it all about according to Prime Minister Theresa May.
Government to roll fat people down hills
January 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Obese people could face cuts to their benefits if they do not agree to be rolled down a steep hill, under new plans being outlined by Home Secretary Amber Rudd. Ms Rudd has published a report looking at how benefit payments can be linked to claimants’ lifestyles, in particular their “willingness to move rapidly from […]
English Defence league to assist with English tuition for new immigrants
January 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The English Defence League is to offer free English tuition to all new immigrants in a new project designed to facilitate communication and ease racial tension.
UK ambassador to EU resigns as EU countries refuse to speak English
January 4, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The UK’s ambassador to the EU quit due to not understanding what anyone was talking about it has emerged today.
“Thanks Beardy! You’ve got me until 2025!” says May
January 3, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May has the best part of a decade to do whatever the fuck she likes unchallenged and unhindered thanks to the British public’s steadfast refusal to trust a man with a beard.
“Strikes show nearly as much contempt for the public as I do” says May
December 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has voiced her secret admiration for the forthcoming strikes as she feels they treat the public with contempt, which is something she holds deep to her heart.
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