Prime Minister Theresa May has voiced her secret admiration for the forthcoming strikes as she feels they treat the public with contempt, which is something she holds deep to her heart.
“Strikes show nearly as much contempt for the public as I do” says May
December 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Farage “USA and UK should use me as a condom”
December 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain should use Nigel Farage as a condom in its dealings with President elect Donald Trump according to the former UKIP leader.
Lidl “You can paint your house with our gravy for less”
December 17, 2016 by Leave a Comment
People will be able to re-decorate their houses on a shoestring according to budget supermarket giant Lidl following revelations that their gravy contains paint.
Dave Lee Travis working as Santa in John Lewis
December 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Former Radio One DJ Dave Lee Travis has put the blame firmly on the media today , following news that he is now forced to accept seasonal work as Santa Claus in the High Wycombe branch of John Lewis.
“Britain will be mainly ginger if we get rid of immigrants” warns secret UKIP report
December 12, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A secret UKIP report has questioned the party’s policy on lowering immigration warning that it could mean an unsustainable rise in ginger haired people.
Fury as athletes on drugs should be running faster
December 9, 2016 by 1 Comment
Athletes on drugs should really be running at 40 mph and should be able to jump nearly as high as a house, according to a report by the International Olympic Committee.
McDonalds to pay corporation tax at £6.71 per hour
December 8, 2016 by Leave a Comment
McDonalds are to pay HMRC £6.71 an hour in corporation tax following their move to London from Luxembourg for tax purposes.
Jimmy Saville awarded Time Magazine’s person of the year
December 7, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The late entertainer Jimmy Saville has been awarded Person of the Year for 2016 by US magazine Time.
Ray Winstone to fight hard Brexit
December 4, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Ray Winstone has challenged hard Brexit to a fight in a move that may be seen as a bitter blow to Prime Minister Theresa May’s authority on the matter.
Immigrants disguising themselves as Elf on the Shelf
December 3, 2016 by 1 Comment
Many families hosting an Elf on the Shelf this Christmas may unwittingly be harbouring an illegal immigrant who left unattended would most likely take your job and convert your children to Islam according to UKIP leader Paul Nuttall.
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