Ray Winstone has challenged hard Brexit to a fight in a move that may be seen as a bitter blow to Prime Minister Theresa May’s authority on the matter.
Lib Dems “You can stick your Brexit up your arse”
December 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron has confirmed that the party will be fighting all future elections on the slogan “You can stick your Brexit up your arse”
Did Nigel Farage put his finger up Paul Nuttall’s arse during acceptance speech?
November 28, 2016 by 1 Comment
New UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has played down reports that Nigel Farage may have inserted his finger into his rectum during his acceptance speech.
Britain secures trade deal with Liechtenstein
October 17, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Boris Johnson has secured a victory for Brexit Britain having reportedly brokered a trade deal with the country of Liechtenstein.
Government to escape to private island following Brexit
October 12, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May’s Government are planning to escape to a privately owned tropical island following a hard Brexit according to Conservative party insiders.
BREXIT joy as pound worth same as Britain in 1972
October 11, 2016 by Leave a Comment
UKIP members and leave voters have been popping corks this evening following news that the value of the pound reached the same as it was in 1972, just before Britain joined the EU.
Diane James to “strangle a puppy a day” until Britain leaves EU
September 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
New UKIP leader and salaried MEP Diane James has promised UKIP members that she will squeeze the life out of a new born puppy every single day until Britain invokes article 50 and then every day after that until the process is complete.
Public warned not to approach rapidly inflating Liam Fox
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The British public have been warned not to approach a rapidly expanding Liam Fox who reportedly began inflating at an alarming rate following a talk at a Conservative party dinner yesterday.
Would you pass Nigel Farage’s points based immigration system?
September 5, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Nigel Farage is very cross that Prime Minister Theresa May won’t adopt a points based immigration system. But what would Britain look like if Nigel were to award points to immigrants? Try this simple test to see if you would get in.
“Someone should have warned us about a recession” say Brexiters
July 22, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Furious Brexiters are criticising economists and credit agencies today for not warning them that stepping out of the largest free market in the world would somehow cause a clusterfuck of a recession.
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