A Tesco customer was left fuming after returning home with her click and collect order to find that her usual hens’ eggs had been substituted with dogs eggs.
Trump to keep an open mind about flat earth
March 11, 2017 by 1 Comment
The concept of a spherical earth may be misinformation propagated by so called scientists who like the media have a liberal-elitist agenda according to US president Donald Trump.
Richard Madeley urges second EU referendum
March 10, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A second EU referendum seems far more likely today following an impassioned plea for one by daytime TV personality Richard Madeley.
Hunt “Doctors must be able to fly”
March 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Doctors are to be required to be able to soar through the air like a bird following a new directive from Secretary of State for Health, Jeremy Fucking Hunt
“Corbyn is unelectable” warns actor who played Roland in Grange Hill
March 7, 2017 by 5 Comments
Erkan Mustafa who played Roland in early episodes of Grange Hill has today warned that Labour face annihilation under Jeremy Corbyn should Theresa May call a snap election.
Trump to ban immigration from Skull island
March 6, 2017 by Leave a Comment
President Trump has today signed a new executive order placing a 90-day ban on people from Skull island just in case one of them is a forty-foot high monkey.
“We’re going down the tube and we’re taking you with us” May tells Scotland
March 3, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Britain is driving off a cliff half-cut and has Scotland locked in the boot, Prime Minister Theresa May has told Scottish Conservatives today.
Hong Kong Phooey detained by US immigration
February 28, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Popular 1970s crime fighter Hong Kong Phooey has reportedly been detained by US immigration as part of the latest crackdown ordered by President Donald Trump.
Penny Mordaunt “Disabled people are taking the piss”
February 26, 2017 by 1 Comment
Disabled people are taking the piss and should think twice before being such an awful drain on society, according to Disabilities Minister Penny Mordaunt. Speaking from her constituency office of Portsmouth North where she was unveiling a new set of steps where there had previously been a wheelchair ramp, Ms Mordaunt told us: “Apparently those […]
Corbyn trailing in polls against dalek invasion
February 25, 2017 by 1 Comment
Hard working families in Britain would shun labour and instead vote for an invasion by a psychopathic race of fictional alien/machine hybrids, should such an option become available and a general election tomorrow according to polls released today.
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