Far right group Britain First have denied that violent actions of any of their members following their own doctrines are anything to do with them.
Far right violence nothing to do with us say far right violent group
June 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Boris “We must use the Isle of Wight as an example”
May 29, 2016 by 9 Comments
Britain must follow the lead of the Isle of Wight and use its lack of racial diversity as a shining beacon as how the UK could be post Brexit, according to conservative leadership hopeful Boris Johnson. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show, the former Mayor said that the islanders’ mistrust of all visitors, even other […]
Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications
May 25, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial
Jim Bowen to open Yorkshire fracking site
May 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Jim Bowen is to open Yorkshire’s new fracking site and commentate on the fracking as if it were an episode of Bullseye, according to a vote passed today by North Yorkshire county council. One Councillor explained “We need to show the public that contrary to common opinion, fracking is lovely, smashing, super, great, fantastic and […]
Cameron nicks a car for his wife
May 23, 2016 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron has shown himself to be a man of the people by twocking a car from a nearby estate, which he apparently plans to give to his wife. Reg Grundy from the Blackbird Lees estate in Oxford said “I couldn’t believe it. I saw someone out of my front window trying to break into […]
Britain “overrun with Mexican bandits”
May 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain is set to be overrun with Mexican bandits who have been sneaking in whilst everyone has been too busy worrying about Romanians and Muslims to take notice. Justice Secretary and prominent Leave campaigner Michael Gove has warned that if left unchecked up to 70% or 80% of Britain’s population could consist of horse riding […]
Britain will be forced to have French loos warn Brexit
May 18, 2016 by 1 Comment
British citizens will be forced to balance on their haunches with their trousers round their ankles and shit into a hole in the ground rather than use British seated toilets, should the UK vote to remain in the European Union, Brexit campaigners have warned today. A furious Boris Johnson said “We need to take back […]
Londoner rents space between arse cheeks for £500 pcm
May 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The London housing market has again come under criticism following the news that a Londoner is renting the space between his arse cheeks out for £500 per calender month to one lucky tenant, subject to deposit, credit checks and references. Described as an attractive “tradesman’s entrance mews” property with its own underpant garden, the accommodation […]
Children no longer have to go to school
May 13, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Children no longer legally have to go to school following the victory of Isle of Wight father John Platt in the high court this morning.
Rastamouse guilty of cultural appropriation
May 12, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Rastamouse is facing calls to apologise this morning following accusations of cultural appropriation , particularly from Scottish people furious that he sports Celtic style dreadlocks.
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