Campaigner Gina Miller has won a landmark case not to find Mrs Brown’s Boys funny depsite the fact that it was voted Britain’s best comedy by the British public
Public fury as woman wins case not to find Mrs Brown’s boys funny
January 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexiters welcome new influx of immigrants from around the world
January 23, 2017 by 1 Comment
Brexiters have come together to welcome the new influx of immigrants from around the world that they voted for by opting out of the European single market
Trump begins arresting and waterboarding musicians
January 20, 2017 by Leave a Comment
US citizens have been urged today to come forward regarding the whereabouts of Bruce Springsteen, Elton John and U2 who are all reportedly on the run following news that President Of the USA, Donald Trump, has ordered the arrest and subsequent waterboarding of all musicians apart from the ones that played his inauguration.
May under fire as husband selling wheelbarrows for public to load worthless cash into
January 17, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May has been accused of foul play today following revelations that her husband Philip May has cornered the market in wheelbarrows for people to fill up with soon to be worthless currency when they need to buy a loaf of bread.
God refuses to attend Trump’s inauguration
January 15, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump has suffered the biggest snub to his presidency so far after God has reportedly ruled out attending the President Elect’s inauguration.
Trump “We will build a giant Mexican and Pink Floyd will have to pay for it”
January 14, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump will commission the construction of a gigantic Mexican bankrolled by progressive rock band Pink Floyd according to the President Elect this morning.
“I never mocked that disabled reporter” says man who mocked reporter for being disabled
January 9, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump has gone on record today to deny mocking reporter Serge Kovaleski for being disabled even though he did and it was all recorded and everybody saw it.
Poor people to ask Philip Schofield before spending benefits
January 6, 2017 by 3 Comments
Poor people will be required to consult Phillip Schofield before spending any of their benefits according to new legislation passed today.
English Defence league to assist with English tuition for new immigrants
January 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The English Defence League is to offer free English tuition to all new immigrants in a new project designed to facilitate communication and ease racial tension.
UK ambassador to EU resigns as EU countries refuse to speak English
January 4, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The UK’s ambassador to the EU quit due to not understanding what anyone was talking about it has emerged today.
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