US president Donald Trump is to impose a ban on short people entering the country unless they have bona fide business there.
Britain First to boycott Wimbledon following decision to sell Halal strawberries
July 1, 2017 by 2 Comments
Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will boycott Wimbledon this year following the competition’s decision to sell only Halal strawberries.
Paultons Park to admit only blonde haired blue eyed children
April 30, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Paulton’s park are to restrict access to children with blonde hair, blue eyes and high cheekbones accompanied by parents of a similar appearance unless they’re a foreign nanny.-
Paul Nuttall accused of lying over his Stoke address of 48b Bollocks Avenue
February 2, 2017 by Leave a Comment
UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has defended his decision to put 48b Bollocks avenue, Stoke-on-Trent on his election nomination form even thought he apparently doesn’t know where it is.
Queen to offer Trump British delicacy of Dog Eggs on state visit
January 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
President Trump will be invited to Buckingham Palace to savour the exquisite British dish of dog eggs when he arrives on his state visit according to sources close to the Queen.
Trump to deport toddlers
January 29, 2017 by Leave a Comment
US President Donald Trump is to begin a mass deportation of toddlers following reports that statistically they shoot more people in America than Islamic terrorists.
Trump “I’m ordering a pizza and Domino’s are going to pay for it”
January 27, 2017 by
Donald Trump is ordering a pizza this evening and Dominos are going to pay for it, according to a tweet from the President.
Trump begins arresting and waterboarding musicians
January 20, 2017 by Leave a Comment
US citizens have been urged today to come forward regarding the whereabouts of Bruce Springsteen, Elton John and U2 who are all reportedly on the run following news that President Of the USA, Donald Trump, has ordered the arrest and subsequent waterboarding of all musicians apart from the ones that played his inauguration.
Trump “We will build a giant Mexican and Pink Floyd will have to pay for it”
January 14, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump will commission the construction of a gigantic Mexican bankrolled by progressive rock band Pink Floyd according to the President Elect this morning.
Daily Mail to cease trading as Google and Facebook ban fake news
November 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The owner of the Daily Mail has today confirmed rumours that the paper will cease all further publications in response to a crackdown on fake news.
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