Grateful people from Africa are to pay Bono’s tax bill as plans to hold a benefit concert for him in Nairobi are underway.
Gary Barlow “I taught the Queen everything she knows about tax evasion”
November 5, 2017 by 1 Comment
Take That front man Gary Barlow has admitted giving Her Royal Highness the Queen tips on tax evasion over several visits to the Palace where the pair talked about their immense fortunes and ate roast swan.
Damian Green porn allegations in doubt as internet history empty
November 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
First Secretary of State Damian Green has never been on the internet ever according to his internet history, completely disproving allegations that he may have been watching porn.
You can only be sexually inappropriate if you’re really the President Spacey told
October 31, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Actor Kevin Spacey has been told that his House of Cards career may now be over following allegations of inappropriate sexual behaviour because he is not really the US President. A furious Donald Trump said that America would have a zero tolerance policy on such behaviour in the fictional political sphere if not the real […]
50 metre fatberg to be used to make world’s largest burger
October 15, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A 50 metre fatberg recently removed from a London sewer is to be used to cook the world’s biggest burger, London mayor Sadiq Kahn has confirmed today.
Trump condemns “failing intelligence test” after achieving 85 IQ
October 13, 2017 by 1 Comment
US president Donald Trump has condemned the IQ test as a “failing examination” following reports that he achieved a score of 85.
Trump state visit downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off”
October 11, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump’s forthcoming state visit to Britain has been downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off” according to Government insiders.
Public urged to check bank accounts for old pound coins
October 10, 2017 by 1 Comment
Members of the public are being urged to contact their banks as it’s thought some people’s entire balance may consist of old pound coins.
Bloke talking about a film’s release for a year disappointed when it’s just a film
October 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A man wittering on about a film on social media for over a year has expressed his dismay at having seen it and the film being just ok.
Far right march against global warming
October 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Far right groups throughout the western world have been marching against global warming, following concerns that an increase of as little as 2 degrees could mean the entire human race being black.
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