Hi, I’m Richard Littlejohn and as you may have read I’ve just been banned from Centreparcs for being a bigot. But am I? Am I really? Obviously yes but it’s not my fault. It’s yours. And that’s not ok.
Bananas recalled over spider risk
January 21, 2018 by Leave a Comment
Customers who have bought bananas from any outlet in the past 4 days have been urged today to take them immediately back for a refund as fears grow that they may contain Brazilian Wandering spiders.
The Daily Mail appointed Work and Pensions Secretary
January 10, 2018 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has today defended her decision to award the position of Work and Pensions Secretary to the Daily Mail newspaper.
Britain “tricked into making passports colour of the EU flag”
December 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage has lambasted the EU today for tricking Britain into changing its passport colour to blue like the EU flag.
Public urged not to participate in Panda on the Veranda tradition.
December 2, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Members of the public have been urged today to shun the Christmas tradition of leaving a live panda outside on some decking for the month of December apparently due to the poor survival rate of the rare bear like creatures in sub zero temperatures.
Trump defends sharing Skrewdriver tracks on Twitter
November 30, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump has reacted furiously this morning to suggestions by UK Prime Minister Theresa May that he should not share tracks by far right 1970s rockers Skrewdriver on social media.
Diesel powered juggernaut promoting diabetes causing drink to celebrate Jesus’ birthday
November 22, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A large diesel powered lorry is to drive around the country hijacking a religious festival to promote it’s own corporate agenda, with free samples of a drink that erodes your teeth and causes diabetes.
Trump issues ultimatum to elephants
November 18, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump has issued an ultimatum to all elephants to cease and desist having big ears and a long trunk as tensions grow between the president and various factions of the animal kingdom
African people to pay Bono’s tax bill
November 6, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Grateful people from Africa are to pay Bono’s tax bill as plans to hold a benefit concert for him in Nairobi are underway.
Gary Barlow “I taught the Queen everything she knows about tax evasion”
November 5, 2017 by 1 Comment
Take That front man Gary Barlow has admitted giving Her Royal Highness the Queen tips on tax evasion over several visits to the Palace where the pair talked about their immense fortunes and ate roast swan.
