Prime Minister Theresa May has voiced her secret admiration for the forthcoming strikes as she feels they treat the public with contempt, which is something she holds deep to her heart.
“Strikes show nearly as much contempt for the public as I do” says May
December 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Dave Lee Travis working as Santa in John Lewis
December 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Former Radio One DJ Dave Lee Travis has put the blame firmly on the media today , following news that he is now forced to accept seasonal work as Santa Claus in the High Wycombe branch of John Lewis.
Fury as athletes on drugs should be running faster
December 9, 2016 by 1 Comment
Athletes on drugs should really be running at 40 mph and should be able to jump nearly as high as a house, according to a report by the International Olympic Committee.
McDonalds to pay corporation tax at £6.71 per hour
December 8, 2016 by Leave a Comment
McDonalds are to pay HMRC £6.71 an hour in corporation tax following their move to London from Luxembourg for tax purposes.
Ray Winstone to fight hard Brexit
December 4, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Ray Winstone has challenged hard Brexit to a fight in a move that may be seen as a bitter blow to Prime Minister Theresa May’s authority on the matter.
Immigrants disguising themselves as Elf on the Shelf
December 3, 2016 by 1 Comment
Many families hosting an Elf on the Shelf this Christmas may unwittingly be harbouring an illegal immigrant who left unattended would most likely take your job and convert your children to Islam according to UKIP leader Paul Nuttall.
Lib Dems “You can stick your Brexit up your arse”
December 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron has confirmed that the party will be fighting all future elections on the slogan “You can stick your Brexit up your arse”
“£5 notes made from free range cows” assure Bank of England
November 30, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Bank of England have assured the public today that all cows used to produce the new £5 note lived a wonderfully free life, gambolling through the meadows, before being slaughtered and used to emboss the Queen’s head on legal tender.
Chris Evans in hiding as Princess Beatrice vows to stab all famous gingers
November 27, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Princess Beatrice is to stab and maim all famous gingers with a sword, starting with Chris Evans, the moment she has visited Ed Sheeran in hospital and finished the job she started according to Royal sources.
Conservative Government to make tough decisions due to financial mess inherited from themselves
November 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Government are going to have to make some tough decisions due the appalling state of the public purse that they inherited from the last Government, which was themselves, according to Chancellor of the Exchequer Philip Hammond.
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