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The Conservative party is thought to be divided today over whether to be total bastards or utter bastards. Prime Minister David Cameron has denied that now the Conservative Government has disenfranchised just about every sector of society that isn’t them, they were ready to turn on each other like a pack of rabid dogs. However, […]
Iain Duncan Smith has resigned as Work and Pensions secretary citing his own policies as a step too far. “I wouldn’t want to be part of a Government that would let someone as unpleasant as me form policies. It’s a step too far my precious.” He explained. It’s thought that Mr Duncan Smith had revelled […]
Coca-Cola are to get round the sugar tax by replacing some of the sugar in its drinks with cocaine according to a statement released by the ultra-sugary drinks giant this morning.
Poor and disabled people throughout Britain have been cracking open the metaphorical champagne following the news that the Government has decided to reduce corporation tax from 20% to 17%.
Anonymous hackers have vowed total war on the Fat Controller out of the Thomas the Tank Engine series, citing his continuing antics of wandering around the Isle of Sodor telling steam engines what to do. A video that appeared to sound like Dr Stephen Hawking but disguised with a Guy Fawkes mask warned “Fat controller. […]
Northern provincial towns from Hull upwards are set to return to being in monochrome following more difficult decisions from the Government this morning.
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has warned of further cuts to his conscience in time for the forthcoming 2016 budget.
Prime Minister David Cameron has told critics that he is “quite comfortable” with the fact that his mother has become a paid up member of the Lib dems. Playing down an rumours of any sort of family rift Mr Cameron said “The marvellous thing about a democracy is that there is room for all of […]
Conservative MPs who voted for £30 a week cuts in benefits for disabled people have asked today for people to stop naming them on social media so they can continue to claim huge expenses and lie about giving a shit.
Britain is to return sovereignty of the Isle of Wight to China, marking the end of its long-term lease from the Asian economic giant.
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