Russian premier Vladimir Putin has today added his full support to the campaign for Britain to leave the EU.
Thousands of immigrants set to arrive on cruise ships
March 8, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Thousands of immigrants are due to arrive on Britain’s shores within the next few days on a fleet of luxury cruise ships according to a shock report released today.
Boris “Anyone saying I’ve gagged them should shut up”
March 8, 2016 by 1 Comment
Mayor of London Boris Johnson has insisted today that none of his staff have been gagged over the EU referendum and any that say they have should shut up.
Government to earmark bungalows for tall people
March 3, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Government are to move all disabled people and pensioners out of local authority owned bungalows and sell them to tall people, according to plans announced today.
Osborne warns of further spending cunts
February 26, 2016 by 1 Comment
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has warned of further cunts to public spending in next months budget. Mr Osborne said that global economic turmoil and slower growth meant undertaking further reductions. But not ones with a single shred of morality. “We’re going to have to make some more difficunt decisions” He explained. “I’ve looked […]
Boris “The French should apologise for Agincourt”
February 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The French must apologise for their behaviour during the battle of Agincourt in the 15th Century, make a pledge to stop eating long bread and desist from saying aw-he-haw-he-haw according to London Mayor, Brexit campaigner and would be Prime Minister Boris Johnson. “We may have won the bloody battle but there were loads more on […]
Iain Duncan Smith to leave Europe now
February 22, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan smith is reportedly so excited about the possibility of Britain leaving the European Union that he has gone on ahead and left Europe already. A source close to the shiny headed inequality monger said “He was like a cat on a hot tin roof. The thought of living on […]
Boris launches leadership campaign under guise of some EU thing
February 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Boris Johnson has formalised his campaign to run for Prime Minister under the guise of some argument over membership of the EU. The shaggy, self serving, former Eton schoolboy said that the question of whether to remain in the EU was a complicated issue and it had taken him hours of painstaking thought to work out […]
Queen to support ‘out’ campaign
February 20, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The ‘Brexit’ campaign has gained momentum this morning following the news that it has a staunch supporter and campaigner in Her Majesty the Queen. In a rare statement to the press, her Majesty said “People are coming over here just for the benefits. They think we’re a soft touch and they’re probably right. For example […]
Cameron convinces EU countries to drive on the left
February 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron has convinced other European countries to start driving on the left, as part of a new deal in the EU that includes other member states having eggs and bacon for breakfast and speaking English amongst themselves. Beaming proudly, a victorious Mr Cameron said “We want Britain to stay in the EU as a […]
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