The Islamic republic of Iran will most likely join the EU later this year according to UKIP leader and prominent BREXIT campaigner Nigel Farage.
Far right violence nothing to do with us say far right violent group
June 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Far right group Britain First have denied that violent actions of any of their members following their own doctrines are anything to do with them.
Rick Astley “never going to fuck off”
June 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Rick Astley is never going to fuck off and will more than likely be warbling away when our grandchildren reach middle age according to scientists.
Justin Bieber to back leave campaign
June 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The campaign for Britain to remain in the EU has suffered another setback today following news that Justin Bieber has thrown his weight behind the leave campaign.
Grovelling British subjects thank the Queen for letting them pay for her party and no bank holiday
June 12, 2016 by 1 Comment
Grovelling British subjects throughout Britain have come together to thank her Royal Highness for having a party at their expense without actually being invited themselves and no sodding bank holiday.
Boris “We must use the Isle of Wight as an example”
May 29, 2016 by 9 Comments
Britain must follow the lead of the Isle of Wight and use its lack of racial diversity as a shining beacon as how the UK could be post Brexit, according to conservative leadership hopeful Boris Johnson. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show, the former Mayor said that the islanders’ mistrust of all visitors, even other […]
Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications
May 25, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial
Cameron nicks a car for his wife
May 23, 2016 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron has shown himself to be a man of the people by twocking a car from a nearby estate, which he apparently plans to give to his wife. Reg Grundy from the Blackbird Lees estate in Oxford said “I couldn’t believe it. I saw someone out of my front window trying to break into […]
Britain “overrun with Mexican bandits”
May 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain is set to be overrun with Mexican bandits who have been sneaking in whilst everyone has been too busy worrying about Romanians and Muslims to take notice. Justice Secretary and prominent Leave campaigner Michael Gove has warned that if left unchecked up to 70% or 80% of Britain’s population could consist of horse riding […]
Britain will be forced to have French loos warn Brexit
May 18, 2016 by 1 Comment
British citizens will be forced to balance on their haunches with their trousers round their ankles and shit into a hole in the ground rather than use British seated toilets, should the UK vote to remain in the European Union, Brexit campaigners have warned today. A furious Boris Johnson said “We need to take back […]
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