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The London housing market has again come under criticism following the news that a Londoner is renting the space between his arse cheeks out for £500 per calender month to one lucky tenant, subject to deposit, credit checks and references. Described as an attractive “tradesman’s entrance mews” property with its own underpant garden, the accommodation […]
Children no longer legally have to go to school following the victory of Isle of Wight father John Platt in the high court this morning.
Rastamouse is facing calls to apologise this morning following accusations of cultural appropriation , particularly from Scottish people furious that he sports Celtic style dreadlocks.
Former Mayoral hopeful Zac Goldsmith has today told of his delight at being offered the job of anchorman on BBC news.
A very jovial Britain First have said that despite their best efforts, the people of London have voted in a Muslim mayor and ultimately they can see the funny side of the whole situation.
David Cameron has been overwhelmed with compassion the day before local authority elections and agreed help for unaccompanied refugee children. The night before elections. “Originally I thought sod them, and in actual fact encouraged my party to vote against helping children who were alone and fleeing war torn countries. And then the day before local […]
Scotland will continue to have referendums indefinitely until one goes in favour of independence, at which point it will stop having them and draw a line under the whole affair according to Scotland’s First Minister Nicola Sturgeon.
Some photos of a perfectly normal baby on her first birthday are being widely publicised by the media today, due to a dark feudal lineage based on her ancestors seizing totalitarian power through a murderous rampage.
Daily Mail readers have this morning demanded clarity from their newspaper following claims that the labour party are in fact the party of racial intolerance. One outraged reader said “I’ve been reading the Mail every morning since the 1960s and have dutifully followed my instructions to blame all my life’s woes on the foreign looking […]
Secretary of State for Health Jeremy Hunt is set to go on strike imminently having balloted himself earlier on today.
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