Donald Trump will most likely build just half a wall on the US Mexico border instead of a whole one according to sources close to the President elect.
Putin outlines Trump’s induction week
November 10, 2016 by 2 Comments
Russian Premier Vladimir Putin has sent Donald Trump his firm offer of the job in the White House and outlined the itinerary for his induction week.
“Next time we’ll elect someone even worse” promise US voters
November 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
US voters have promised that they will vote in someone even worse at the 2020 presidential elections if Donald Trump’s reforms fail to make America great again. “He oughta be alright. He’s racist, misogynistic and he mocks people with disabilities. And he thinks everyone should be armed to the teeth. So that should bring world […]
Captain Cook to fuck off back to his own country as Australia bans immigration by boat
October 30, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Captain Cook, all his descendants and anyone who looks a bit like him will have to fuck off back to their own country following a landmark ruling today to ban all immigrants who attempt to enter the country by boat.
Britain secures trade deal with Liechtenstein
October 17, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Boris Johnson has secured a victory for Brexit Britain having reportedly brokered a trade deal with the country of Liechtenstein.
Bill Cosby withdraws support for Trump
October 14, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Entertainer Bill Cosby has publicly withdrawn support for Presidential hopeful Donald Trump saying that he may even vote for rival Hilary Clinton instead.
Trump to limit sexual assault to outside work hours
October 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump has promised US citizens that he will keep all future sexual assaults outside work hours so as not to affect his ability to perform as president.
Trump “Muslims stole my tax returns”
October 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Donald Trump’s tax returns have been stolen by Muslims, thus preventing him from producing them for public inspection, according sources close to the presidential candidate
Trump “USA would do better in paralympics if we had more guns”
September 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The USA’s pitiful performance in the Paralympics is entirely due to Americans not having enough guns, according to presidential hopeful Donald Trump.
Trump shock at news shooting his opponent means he’ll just get another opponent
August 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has told of his shock today at finding out that if someone shoots Hilary Clinton he won’t automatically become President and the Democrats will just choose another opponent for him.
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