Europeans are enjoying free foreign holidays at our expense according to UKIP leader Nigel Farage.
Putin joins Brexit campaign
March 9, 2016 by 1 Comment
Russian premier Vladimir Putin has today added his full support to the campaign for Britain to leave the EU.
Boris “Anyone saying I’ve gagged them should shut up”
March 8, 2016 by 1 Comment
Mayor of London Boris Johnson has insisted today that none of his staff have been gagged over the EU referendum and any that say they have should shut up.
Boris “The French should apologise for Agincourt”
February 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The French must apologise for their behaviour during the battle of Agincourt in the 15th Century, make a pledge to stop eating long bread and desist from saying aw-he-haw-he-haw according to London Mayor, Brexit campaigner and would be Prime Minister Boris Johnson. “We may have won the bloody battle but there were loads more on […]
Iain Duncan Smith to leave Europe now
February 22, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Work and Pensions Secretary Iain Duncan smith is reportedly so excited about the possibility of Britain leaving the European Union that he has gone on ahead and left Europe already. A source close to the shiny headed inequality monger said “He was like a cat on a hot tin roof. The thought of living on […]
Boris launches leadership campaign under guise of some EU thing
February 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Boris Johnson has formalised his campaign to run for Prime Minister under the guise of some argument over membership of the EU. The shaggy, self serving, former Eton schoolboy said that the question of whether to remain in the EU was a complicated issue and it had taken him hours of painstaking thought to work out […]
Cameron convinces EU countries to drive on the left
February 16, 2016 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron has convinced other European countries to start driving on the left, as part of a new deal in the EU that includes other member states having eggs and bacon for breakfast and speaking English amongst themselves. Beaming proudly, a victorious Mr Cameron said “We want Britain to stay in the EU as a […]
Henry Kelly to lead pro EU campaign
October 9, 2015 by Leave a Comment
The heat is on the and time is right according to the campaign for Britain to stay in the European Union, who have this morning announced the appointment of none other than afternoon Euro quiz icon Henry Kelly as their leader. In his first press conference as a serious political figure Mr Kelly assured critics that […]
Osborne negotiates half price Rotisserie chicken
November 9, 2014 by 1 Comment
George Osborne has reportedly brokered a 50% discount off a ready cooked chicken in the latest of a string of discounts declared by the Chancellor for and on behalf of the British people. “It’s normally £3.50 for one of these bad boys but I proved my metal today and as my receipt will prove I […]
“I will stick my finger up your arse” Merkel tells Cameron
November 2, 2014 by Leave a Comment
German Chancellor Angela Merkel has told David Cameron in no uncertain terms that whether the UK remains in the EU or not she will exercise her right to stick her index finger up his arse, most probably when he least expects it. “Whether Britain leaves the EU or not I have my index finger primed […]
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