China has appealed for calm this morning as US President Donald Trump has threatened to match any North Korean aggression with fire and Hong Kong Phooey.
Man sacked following revelations he never attended the school of hard knocks
August 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A man has been sacked with immediate effect following the discovery that he never actually attended the University of life or the school of hard knocks as claimed in his interview.
Overweight maniacal despot with nuclear weapons threatens Kim Jong-Un
August 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
North Korean President Kim Jong-un has appealed for United Nations support in dealing with a rogue overweight despot who terrifyingly now has access to nuclear weapons.
Butchers prepare for busiest day of the year as vegans take day off
August 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Butchers are preparing for their busiest trading day outside Christmas as vegans throughout Britain approach their annual day off this week.
Rolf Harris confirmed as Strictly contestant
August 7, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Rolf Harris has confirmed that he will be entering Strictly Come Dancing as a contestant for the forthcoming 2017 competition.
Blair to get police caution over Iraq war
July 31, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Tony Blair is set to get off with a caution over starting the Iraq war as it is his first offence according to a spokesman for the High court.
Defend Europe ship forced to defend Libyan Captain
July 29, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A spokesman for The Defend Europe ship has today defended having a Libyan Captain and Crew due to difficulties finding Europeans to man it.
Brexiters celebrate British independence by dousing chickens in toilet duck
July 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Brexit supporters throughout the country have been celebrating British Independence by dousing their chickens in toilet duck, thought to be a prerequisite of any trade deal with America.
Trump to impose travel ban on short people
July 23, 2017 by Leave a Comment
US president Donald Trump is to impose a ban on short people entering the country unless they have bona fide business there.
Get angry with people on the telly say austerity-mongering millionaire Tory MPs
July 19, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Multi-millionaire Tory MPs, who claim expenses for second homes, have urged the public to get angry with people on TV.
News Toad 
You must be logged in to post a comment.