A second EU referendum seems far more likely today following an impassioned plea for one by daytime TV personality Richard Madeley.
Hunt “Doctors must be able to fly”
March 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Doctors are to be required to be able to soar through the air like a bird following a new directive from Secretary of State for Health, Jeremy Fucking Hunt
“Corbyn is unelectable” warns actor who played Roland in Grange Hill
March 7, 2017 by 5 Comments
Erkan Mustafa who played Roland in early episodes of Grange Hill has today warned that Labour face annihilation under Jeremy Corbyn should Theresa May call a snap election.
Trump to ban immigration from Skull island
March 6, 2017 by Leave a Comment
President Trump has today signed a new executive order placing a 90-day ban on people from Skull island just in case one of them is a forty-foot high monkey.
“We’re going down the tube and we’re taking you with us” May tells Scotland
March 3, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Britain is driving off a cliff half-cut and has Scotland locked in the boot, Prime Minister Theresa May has told Scottish Conservatives today.
Hong Kong Phooey detained by US immigration
February 28, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Popular 1970s crime fighter Hong Kong Phooey has reportedly been detained by US immigration as part of the latest crackdown ordered by President Donald Trump.
Penny Mordaunt “Disabled people are taking the piss”
February 26, 2017 by 1 Comment
Disabled people are taking the piss and should think twice before being such an awful drain on society, according to Disabilities Minister Penny Mordaunt. Speaking from her constituency office of Portsmouth North where she was unveiling a new set of steps where there had previously been a wheelchair ramp, Ms Mordaunt told us: “Apparently those […]
Heterosexual couple lose bid to be treated like a gay couple ten years ago
February 21, 2017 by 1 Comment
A heterosexual couple has lost the right to be not allowed to get married as if they were a gay couple trying to get married before gay marriage was defined in law.
Man nipping over to France for a few days “defying the will of the people”
February 19, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A man nipping over to France for a long week-end has been accused of defying the will of the people by the Daily Mail.
Portsmouth Council authorise new high rise shaped like a penis
February 18, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Portsmouth City Council leader Donna Jones has spoken of an exciting vision for Portsmouth, involving the construction of a high rise block shaped like a giant penis.
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