Angry parents have today slammed the decision of their son’s headmaster to send him home from school simply because he was dressed up as an Oompa-Loompa, as ludicrous and akin to the actions of Adolf Hitler on a bad day.
Parents fury as son sent home from school for Oompa-Loompa attire
September 10, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Reiki healer jailed for misdiagnosing and treating wrong chakra
August 28, 2016 by 4 Comments
A Reiki healer has been jailed today after a court heard that she misdiagnosed and subsequently transmitted Reiki to the wrong chakra which could have seriously affected her patient’s flow of chi.
“Tell them it was a bike accident” Corbyn tells Branson
August 26, 2016 by 4 Comments
Sir Richard Branson is this morning still denying that he was duffed up by Jeremy Corbyn after a row about trains earlier in the week.
Pope urged to wear swimming trunks
August 24, 2016 by 3 Comments
The Pope has been called on today to ditch his antiquated religious garb from the middle ages and wear swimming trunks round the clock on the off chance that he fancies a dip in the sea.
Modern medicine to blame as non-vaccinated people catch measles at festivals
August 8, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Pharmaceutical companies and so-called Doctors have been asked to account for the fact that people have been catching measles at festivals despite being at one with the earth and never having been vaccinated.
George Osborne’s dominatrix given knighthood
August 1, 2016 by Leave a Comment
George Osborne’s regular dominatrix has been awarded a knighthood today for services to pleasuring over privileged former public school boys with a piece of birch.
Bloke having crisis on Facebook found enjoying himself in pub
July 27, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A man having an apparent crisis on Facebook has been found safe and sound, not upset at all and enjoying a pint in his local.
Red people should piss off back to their own country
July 20, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain is being overrun by bright red people with peely skin, who should piss off back to their own country, according to foreign secretary Boris Johnson.
“No cure for Hunt” warn Doctors
July 14, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Modern medicine as we know it has been infected by a severe case of Jeremy Fucking Hunt which is proving resistant to all known treatments Doctors have warned today.
Children no longer have to go to school
May 13, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Children no longer legally have to go to school following the victory of Isle of Wight father John Platt in the high court this morning.
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