A park in the centre of Portsmouth is to become a shrine to former Conservative Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher including a 30 foot statue surrounded by right wing topiary.
Angela Eagle leadership bid sponsored by Starbucks
July 10, 2016 by 1 Comment
Angela Eagle’s leadership campaign for the top job in the Labour party is to be sponsored by coffee giant Starbucks, according to a statement released today, heralding a partnership that is thought to be completely impartial, aside from some very important messages. Though the leadership bid has been announced today, it will officially begin tomorrow […]
Leadsom to bring back corporal punishment, ducking stools and blood letting
July 7, 2016 by 1 Comment
Conservative leadership hopeful Andrea Leadsom will bring back corporal punishment, blood letting and ducking tools should she obtain the job of Prime Minister.
Blair “Why did no-one tell me the Iraq war was a bad idea?”
July 6, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The public must shoulder their share of the blame for not warning Tony Blair that the Iraq war might be a bad idea according to the former Prime Minister.
Conservatives to choose between nearly as bad as Thatcher or slightly worse
July 5, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Swivel eyed loons at Conservative clubs throughout the country are preparing to choose a new despot, as the choice now appears to be between ‘nearly as mad as Thatcher’ and ‘quite a bit worse’.
Chilcot “I haven’t done the report”
July 4, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Sir John Chilcot has confessed today that those eagerly waiting to read his report on the Iraq War may be sorely disappointed. Because he hasn’t done it.
Ladbrokes stop taking bets on new Prime Minister being an arse-hat
July 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Ladbrokes have announced that from today they will not be taking any further bets on the new Prime Minister being an arse hat.
Prime Minister Gove to punish everyone
June 30, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Michael Gove has promised today that should he obtain the role of Prime Minister he will exact venomous revenge on all humankind rather than just singling out a particular minority to punish.
Jeremy Hunt to stand for labour leadership
June 29, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Jeremy Hunt has announced that he will throw his hat into the ring to challenge Jeremy Corbyn in the forthcoming leadership contest.
MPs who voted for Iraq war rebel against half arsed referendum saboteur
June 28, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Labour MPs who voted for the Iraq war have come out in force to rebel against their leader who couldn’t be arsed to win a referendum.
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