MPs have been urged to keep quiet about the fact that we’re not actually going to leave the EU at all, until the political wind changes and people forget all about it.
MPs urged to keep quiet about the fact that we’re not actually going to leave the EU
June 27, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Voters’ confusion as immigrants still here
June 26, 2016 by 1 Comment
A leave voter has told of his anguish this morning on waking up to find that there were some foreign people in his immediate vicinity who appeared to be showing no signs of packing their bags and shockingly seemed to be living their lives like nothing had happened.
Britain votes to put its dick in a blender
June 24, 2016 by 4 Comments
Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
Far right violence nothing to do with us say far right violent group
June 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Far right group Britain First have denied that violent actions of any of their members following their own doctrines are anything to do with them.
Justin Bieber to back leave campaign
June 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The campaign for Britain to remain in the EU has suffered another setback today following news that Justin Bieber has thrown his weight behind the leave campaign.
Boris “We must use the Isle of Wight as an example”
May 29, 2016 by 9 Comments
Britain must follow the lead of the Isle of Wight and use its lack of racial diversity as a shining beacon as how the UK could be post Brexit, according to conservative leadership hopeful Boris Johnson. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show, the former Mayor said that the islanders’ mistrust of all visitors, even other […]
Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications
May 25, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial
Jim Bowen to open Yorkshire fracking site
May 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Jim Bowen is to open Yorkshire’s new fracking site and commentate on the fracking as if it were an episode of Bullseye, according to a vote passed today by North Yorkshire county council. One Councillor explained “We need to show the public that contrary to common opinion, fracking is lovely, smashing, super, great, fantastic and […]
Cameron nicks a car for his wife
May 23, 2016 by Leave a Comment
David Cameron has shown himself to be a man of the people by twocking a car from a nearby estate, which he apparently plans to give to his wife. Reg Grundy from the Blackbird Lees estate in Oxford said “I couldn’t believe it. I saw someone out of my front window trying to break into […]
Britain “overrun with Mexican bandits”
May 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain is set to be overrun with Mexican bandits who have been sneaking in whilst everyone has been too busy worrying about Romanians and Muslims to take notice. Justice Secretary and prominent Leave campaigner Michael Gove has warned that if left unchecked up to 70% or 80% of Britain’s population could consist of horse riding […]
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