Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will be making his acting debut later this year having been offered the role of Doctor Who.
Britain First to boycott Wimbledon following decision to sell Halal strawberries
July 1, 2017 by 2 Comments
Britain First leader Paul Golding has confirmed that he will boycott Wimbledon this year following the competition’s decision to sell only Halal strawberries.
Swivel-eyed loons bribe God-bothering homophobes to form isolationist government
June 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Austerity-fetishist food bank deniers the conservative party have given some homophobic God-botherers a billion pounds or two to agree with them for four years as Britain makes preparations to unnecessarily withdraw from the worlds biggest single market.
May to deny evolution in return for DUP support of hard Brexit
June 12, 2017 by 1 Comment
The world is 4000 years old and the human race started with one white couple in Africa, an apple and a snake, the Prime Minister has confirmed following this morning’s meeting with the DUP.
Trump administration urges Britons to use shorter sentences on state visit
June 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
A spokesman for the White House has confirmed that they have asked all UK citizens to speak in very short sentences ahead of President Trump’s state visit to Britain in October.
May vows to exact absolute revenge on Labour voters
June 1, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May is still going to win the General election despite all the recent kerfuffle and she is going to start her term by rounding up Labour voters and sending them to Tory correction centres.
Vote for shit education and no NHS because Corbyn might not launch a nuclear missile
May 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has warned members of the public that they must vote for child poverty, food banks, expensive social care, underfunded education, no NHS and a reduced army and police force as in the event that we are obliterated by a nuclear strike, Prime Minister Corbyn may not launch one back to destroy […]
Sun readers somehow furious at Labour plans to tax people earning over 80k
May 29, 2017 by 1 Comment
Sun readers have endorsed their favourite newspaper’s call to arms following Labour plans to tax people earning over £80,000 a year a bit more.
Conservatives to be nice to bunnies and kittens and give everyone free cake
May 18, 2017 by 1 Comment
The Conservative party will be lovely to fluffy animals, kiss babies and give everyone a free slice of cake according to their manifesto released this morning.
Labour to take Britain back to the 1970s, when people could afford to buy a house
May 13, 2017 by 2 Comments
The Labour Party have been slated by the press today following accusations that they wish to take Britain back to the 1970s where there were loads more pubs, beer was 35p a pint and everyone could afford to buy a house.
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