Jeremy Hunt has announced that he will throw his hat into the ring to challenge Jeremy Corbyn in the forthcoming leadership contest.
Armchair pundit called Gavin announced as new England Manager
June 28, 2016 by 1 Comment
Plucked from obscurity in a surprise move by the FA, Gavin Watson is set to become a household name after being announced as the replacement for Roy Hodgson who resigned last night.
MPs who voted for Iraq war rebel against half arsed referendum saboteur
June 28, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Labour MPs who voted for the Iraq war have come out in force to rebel against their leader who couldn’t be arsed to win a referendum.
Voters’ confusion as immigrants still here
June 26, 2016 by 1 Comment
A leave voter has told of his anguish this morning on waking up to find that there were some foreign people in his immediate vicinity who appeared to be showing no signs of packing their bags and shockingly seemed to be living their lives like nothing had happened.
Britain votes to put its dick in a blender
June 24, 2016 by 4 Comments
Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
Iran to join EU warn BREXIT campaigners
June 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Islamic republic of Iran will most likely join the EU later this year according to UKIP leader and prominent BREXIT campaigner Nigel Farage.
Far right violence nothing to do with us say far right violent group
June 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Far right group Britain First have denied that violent actions of any of their members following their own doctrines are anything to do with them.
Boris “We must use the Isle of Wight as an example”
May 29, 2016 by 9 Comments
Britain must follow the lead of the Isle of Wight and use its lack of racial diversity as a shining beacon as how the UK could be post Brexit, according to conservative leadership hopeful Boris Johnson. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show, the former Mayor said that the islanders’ mistrust of all visitors, even other […]
Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications
May 25, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial
Jim Bowen to open Yorkshire fracking site
May 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Jim Bowen is to open Yorkshire’s new fracking site and commentate on the fracking as if it were an episode of Bullseye, according to a vote passed today by North Yorkshire county council. One Councillor explained “We need to show the public that contrary to common opinion, fracking is lovely, smashing, super, great, fantastic and […]
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