A spokesman for the White House has confirmed that they have asked all UK citizens to speak in very short sentences ahead of President Trump’s state visit to Britain in October.
Trump administration urges Britons to use shorter sentences on state visit
June 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
May vows to exact absolute revenge on Labour voters
June 1, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Theresa May is still going to win the General election despite all the recent kerfuffle and she is going to start her term by rounding up Labour voters and sending them to Tory correction centres.
Vote for shit education and no NHS because Corbyn might not launch a nuclear missile
May 30, 2017 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister Theresa May has warned members of the public that they must vote for child poverty, food banks, expensive social care, underfunded education, no NHS and a reduced army and police force as in the event that we are obliterated by a nuclear strike, Prime Minister Corbyn may not launch one back to destroy […]
Sun readers somehow furious at Labour plans to tax people earning over 80k
May 29, 2017 by 1 Comment
Sun readers have endorsed their favourite newspaper’s call to arms following Labour plans to tax people earning over £80,000 a year a bit more.
Conservatives to be nice to bunnies and kittens and give everyone free cake
May 18, 2017 by 1 Comment
The Conservative party will be lovely to fluffy animals, kiss babies and give everyone a free slice of cake according to their manifesto released this morning.
Labour to take Britain back to the 1970s, when people could afford to buy a house
May 13, 2017 by 2 Comments
The Labour Party have been slated by the press today following accusations that they wish to take Britain back to the 1970s where there were loads more pubs, beer was 35p a pint and everyone could afford to buy a house.
Conservative MPs celebrate acquittal with dominatrices and asphyxiation
May 10, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Conservative MPs throughout Britain are celebrating escaping criminal charges for financial irregularities by hiring a dominatrix who will tell them that they are still very naughty.
Conservatives to bring back Jim’ll Fix it
May 9, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The Conservative party will bring back Jim’ll Fix It on BBC1 if re-elected, according to Prime Minister Theresa May.
May “Gerard Depardieu is interfering in our General Election”
May 4, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Foreigners from across the sea are interfering in the UK General election in a plot masterminded by Gerard Depardieu according to Prime Minister Theresa May.
Royal children are better than yours
May 1, 2017 by Leave a Comment
The Royal children are better than yours, their birthdays are more important and when they are old enough to think things, the things that they think will be more important than the things your children think about things.
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