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Anonymous hackers have vowed total war on the Fat Controller out of the Thomas the Tank Engine series, citing his continuing antics of wandering around the Isle of Sodor telling steam engines what to do. A video that appeared to sound like Dr Stephen Hawking but disguised with a Guy Fawkes mask warned “Fat controller. […]
Northern provincial towns from Hull upwards are set to return to being in monochrome following more difficult decisions from the Government this morning.
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has warned of further cuts to his conscience in time for the forthcoming 2016 budget.
Prime Minister David Cameron has told critics that he is “quite comfortable” with the fact that his mother has become a paid up member of the Lib dems. Playing down an rumours of any sort of family rift Mr Cameron said “The marvellous thing about a democracy is that there is room for all of […]
Conservative MPs who voted for £30 a week cuts in benefits for disabled people have asked today for people to stop naming them on social media so they can continue to claim huge expenses and lie about giving a shit.
Britain is to return sovereignty of the Isle of Wight to China, marking the end of its long-term lease from the Asian economic giant.
Russian premier Vladimir Putin has today added his full support to the campaign for Britain to leave the EU.
Thousands of immigrants are due to arrive on Britain’s shores within the next few days on a fleet of luxury cruise ships according to a shock report released today.
Mayor of London Boris Johnson has insisted today that none of his staff have been gagged over the EU referendum and any that say they have should shut up.
The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge have released a series of photographs of their tax payer funded trip to the French Alps in an attempt to taunt poor people and laugh at their angry little faces. “The Duke and Duchess hope you oiky little people enjoy the photos,and subsequently lament your own serfdom.” A Royal […]
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