First Secretary of State Damian Green has never been on the internet ever according to his internet history, completely disproving allegations that he may have been watching porn.
Damian Green porn allegations in doubt as internet history empty
November 5, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Politicians set to be called “facking dinloes” at Portsmouth Question time
October 26, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Politicians are bracing themselves to be called facking dinloes this evening as the city of Portsmouth gears itself up to host popular BBC show Question Time.
Trump state visit downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off”
October 11, 2017 by 1 Comment
Donald Trump’s forthcoming state visit to Britain has been downgraded to “One cup of tea then you fuck off” according to Government insiders.
Far right march against global warming
October 8, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Far right groups throughout the western world have been marching against global warming, following concerns that an increase of as little as 2 degrees could mean the entire human race being black.
Conservatives to replace May with some other odious shitbag
October 6, 2017 by 1 Comment
The Conservative party are to replace Prime Minister Theresa May with some other shitbag according to Government sources.
Government earmark £4 billion to rebuild Richard Branson’s island
October 1, 2017 by 1 Comment
The Government is set to earmark four billion pounds to rebuild Richard Branson’s hurricane damaged island in a forthcoming statement due to be announced by Theresa May at her speech at the Conservative conference.
Britain First downgraded to Britain Second
September 24, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Far right pressure group Britain First have been downgraded to Britain Second by credit reference agency Moody’s.
Theresa May “I’ll almost certainly still be in office by Christmas”
August 31, 2017 by 1 Comment
Theresa May will still be Prime Minister by Christmas and may even remain in power for longer than Donald Trump according to party insiders.
Brexiters celebrate by buying one beer between them in Spain
August 23, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Some Brexiters on holiday in Spain have celebrated getting their country back by clubbing together for a glass of beer and four straws it has emerged today.
Hawking blames fault in voice simulator as Health secretary called Jeremy Cunt
August 19, 2017 by Leave a Comment
Professor Stephen Hawking has blamed a fault in the software on his voice simulator after he appeared to refer to the Secretary of State for Health as Jeremy Cunt.
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