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Talks between Tony Blair and George Bush which took place in the lead up to the Iraq war are to be re-enacted word for word in the exact order that they were said, by puppets Sooty and Sweep, the Chilcott inquiry says. Whilst the inquiry has come under attack from many who feel that the […]
Relationships between the Kremlin and Buckingham Palace have deteriorated further today after the Prince Charles is widely to believed to have passed comments seemingly accusing the Russian Premier of looking and acting like Arnold out of Different Strokes. The hapless monarch in waiting is said to have voiced his feelings at a recent visit to […]
Fans throughout the western world are today looking for a new band to follow and get all excited about after rumours that the band One Direction may or may not have come to a sorry demise, if they had been on a plane and that plane had unfortunately crashed. One tearful fan told us “We […]
The Russian Ambassador has been summoned to Downing street this morning amidst accusations that Britain’s recent infestation with hipsters is all part of Vladimir Putin’s plan to widen the power of the Kremlin and increase the scope of the Russian federation into Europe. Hipsters have been arousing suspicion from the public at large since their […]
Former Prime Minister Blair has warned western leaders that they must put aside their differences with Russia over Ukraine to focus on the threat of warmongering religious fanatics, except him. In a speech Mr Blair, now a middle east envoy said: “Alright, Putin invades Ukraine now and again and goes to church a bit, but […]
The Queen is said by Royal sources to be ‘deeply disappointed’ that the President of Ireland who arrived today for a state visit is not actually Bono out of 1980s rock band U2. A palace insider told us “It was just a shock for her. Every time she turned on the TV that Bono was […]
Coldplay singer Chris Martin and actress Gwyneth Paltrow have once again given normal people respite from their insignificant little lives by announcing to the worlds media that they have both just taken a shit. The announcement came this morning when a message on on Paltrow’s website informed adoring fans that they couple were engaged in […]
Prime Minister of Turkey Recep Tayyip Erdogan has vowed to “wipe out” all parts of the internet that involve links to videos of cats doing funny things. “I don’t care what the international community says at all. These cats are taking the piss out of me and I’m fed up of people saying I can’t […]
Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a decree recognising the Isle of Wight as a “sovereign and independent state”, officials say. Sources said the decree would come into force immediately. Foreign Secretary William Hague said “Mr Putin has had his eye on the Isle of Wight and their thriving ice cream and garlic industry for […]
In Europe and America there’s a growing feeling of hysteria or so the song went. And fears are mounting today that amidst the worsening crisis in Ukraine and sabre rattling from Russian President Vladimir Putin, former Police front man Sting may be likely to release another anti-cold war song. A source close to Sting told […]
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