Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
Iran to join EU warn BREXIT campaigners
June 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Islamic republic of Iran will most likely join the EU later this year according to UKIP leader and prominent BREXIT campaigner Nigel Farage.
Far right violence nothing to do with us say far right violent group
June 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Far right group Britain First have denied that violent actions of any of their members following their own doctrines are anything to do with them.
Rick Astley “never going to fuck off”
June 18, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Rick Astley is never going to fuck off and will more than likely be warbling away when our grandchildren reach middle age according to scientists.
Justin Bieber to back leave campaign
June 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The campaign for Britain to remain in the EU has suffered another setback today following news that Justin Bieber has thrown his weight behind the leave campaign.
Putin “I had nothing to do with the football violence or the invasion of Ukraine”
June 13, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Russian President Vladimir Putin has confirmed today that he had absolutely nothing to do with the recent football violence in France and nothing to do with the invasion of Ukraine either.
Grovelling British subjects thank the Queen for letting them pay for her party and no bank holiday
June 12, 2016 by 1 Comment
Grovelling British subjects throughout Britain have come together to thank her Royal Highness for having a party at their expense without actually being invited themselves and no sodding bank holiday.
Boris “We must use the Isle of Wight as an example”
May 29, 2016 by 9 Comments
Britain must follow the lead of the Isle of Wight and use its lack of racial diversity as a shining beacon as how the UK could be post Brexit, according to conservative leadership hopeful Boris Johnson. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show, the former Mayor said that the islanders’ mistrust of all visitors, even other […]
Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications
May 25, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial
Jim Bowen to open Yorkshire fracking site
May 24, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Jim Bowen is to open Yorkshire’s new fracking site and commentate on the fracking as if it were an episode of Bullseye, according to a vote passed today by North Yorkshire county council. One Councillor explained “We need to show the public that contrary to common opinion, fracking is lovely, smashing, super, great, fantastic and […]
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