A secret UKIP report has questioned the party’s policy on lowering immigration warning that it could mean an unsustainable rise in ginger haired people.
“Britain will be mainly ginger if we get rid of immigrants” warns secret UKIP report
December 12, 2016 by Leave a Comment
McDonalds to pay corporation tax at £6.71 per hour
December 8, 2016 by Leave a Comment
McDonalds are to pay HMRC £6.71 an hour in corporation tax following their move to London from Luxembourg for tax purposes.
Ray Winstone to fight hard Brexit
December 4, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Ray Winstone has challenged hard Brexit to a fight in a move that may be seen as a bitter blow to Prime Minister Theresa May’s authority on the matter.
Immigrants disguising themselves as Elf on the Shelf
December 3, 2016 by 1 Comment
Many families hosting an Elf on the Shelf this Christmas may unwittingly be harbouring an illegal immigrant who left unattended would most likely take your job and convert your children to Islam according to UKIP leader Paul Nuttall.
Lib Dems “You can stick your Brexit up your arse”
December 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Lib Dem Leader Tim Farron has confirmed that the party will be fighting all future elections on the slogan “You can stick your Brexit up your arse”
Did Nigel Farage put his finger up Paul Nuttall’s arse during acceptance speech?
November 28, 2016 by 1 Comment
New UKIP leader Paul Nuttall has played down reports that Nigel Farage may have inserted his finger into his rectum during his acceptance speech.
Trump “Nigel Farage must be Queen of England”
November 22, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Nigel Farage should be made Queen of England in order to preserve Britain’s special relationship with the USA, according to president elect Donald Trump.
Jim Davidson to run for Prime Minister
November 19, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Jim Davidson is to run for MP, leadership of the conservative party and Prime Minister in time for this years likely general election according to party sources. “People are too scared to slap a woman’s arse and do impressions of Indian people. I want an immediate return to 1970s intolerance and I’m going to criminalise […]
Daily Mail to cease trading as Google and Facebook ban fake news
November 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The owner of the Daily Mail has today confirmed rumours that the paper will cease all further publications in response to a crackdown on fake news.
Boris Johnson “We must all climb into Trump’s arse”
November 14, 2016 by 1 Comment
We must all climb into Donald Trump’s arse and deferentially do his bidding, blindly following his every xenophobic whim according to Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson.
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