The news 'they' don't want you to hear. Because it isn't true.
David Cameron has shown himself to be a man of the people by twocking a car from a nearby estate, which he apparently plans to give to his wife. Reg Grundy from the Blackbird Lees estate in Oxford said “I couldn’t believe it. I saw someone out of my front window trying to break into […]
Britain is set to be overrun with Mexican bandits who have been sneaking in whilst everyone has been too busy worrying about Romanians and Muslims to take notice. Justice Secretary and prominent Leave campaigner Michael Gove has warned that if left unchecked up to 70% or 80% of Britain’s population could consist of horse riding […]
British citizens will be forced to balance on their haunches with their trousers round their ankles and shit into a hole in the ground rather than use British seated toilets, should the UK vote to remain in the European Union, Brexit campaigners have warned today. A furious Boris Johnson said “We need to take back […]
The London housing market has again come under criticism following the news that a Londoner is renting the space between his arse cheeks out for £500 per calender month to one lucky tenant, subject to deposit, credit checks and references. Described as an attractive “tradesman’s entrance mews” property with its own underpant garden, the accommodation […]
Children no longer legally have to go to school following the victory of Isle of Wight father John Platt in the high court this morning.
Rastamouse is facing calls to apologise this morning following accusations of cultural appropriation , particularly from Scottish people furious that he sports Celtic style dreadlocks.
Nigeria needs to get it’s act together and start laundering money through entrenched state endorsed fiscal hypocrisy like Britain, if it wants to be taken seriously on the world stage, according to Prime Minister David Cameron.
Former Mayoral hopeful Zac Goldsmith has today told of his delight at being offered the job of anchorman on BBC news.
A very jovial Britain First have said that despite their best efforts, the people of London have voted in a Muslim mayor and ultimately they can see the funny side of the whole situation.
David Cameron has been overwhelmed with compassion the day before local authority elections and agreed help for unaccompanied refugee children. The night before elections. “Originally I thought sod them, and in actual fact encouraged my party to vote against helping children who were alone and fleeing war torn countries. And then the day before local […]
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