The public must shoulder their share of the blame for not warning Tony Blair that the Iraq war might be a bad idea according to the former Prime Minister.
Conservatives to choose between nearly as bad as Thatcher or slightly worse
July 5, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Swivel eyed loons at Conservative clubs throughout the country are preparing to choose a new despot, as the choice now appears to be between ‘nearly as mad as Thatcher’ and ‘quite a bit worse’.
Chilcot “I haven’t done the report”
July 4, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Sir John Chilcot has confessed today that those eagerly waiting to read his report on the Iraq War may be sorely disappointed. Because he hasn’t done it.
Ladbrokes stop taking bets on new Prime Minister being an arse-hat
July 2, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Ladbrokes have announced that from today they will not be taking any further bets on the new Prime Minister being an arse hat.
Prime Minister Gove to punish everyone
June 30, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Michael Gove has promised today that should he obtain the role of Prime Minister he will exact venomous revenge on all humankind rather than just singling out a particular minority to punish.
Jeremy Hunt to stand for labour leadership
June 29, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Jeremy Hunt has announced that he will throw his hat into the ring to challenge Jeremy Corbyn in the forthcoming leadership contest.
Armchair pundit called Gavin announced as new England Manager
June 28, 2016 by 1 Comment
Plucked from obscurity in a surprise move by the FA, Gavin Watson is set to become a household name after being announced as the replacement for Roy Hodgson who resigned last night.
MPs who voted for Iraq war rebel against half arsed referendum saboteur
June 28, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Labour MPs who voted for the Iraq war have come out in force to rebel against their leader who couldn’t be arsed to win a referendum.
MPs urged to keep quiet about the fact that we’re not actually going to leave the EU
June 27, 2016 by Leave a Comment
MPs have been urged to keep quiet about the fact that we’re not actually going to leave the EU at all, until the political wind changes and people forget all about it.
Voters’ confusion as immigrants still here
June 26, 2016 by 1 Comment
A leave voter has told of his anguish this morning on waking up to find that there were some foreign people in his immediate vicinity who appeared to be showing no signs of packing their bags and shockingly seemed to be living their lives like nothing had happened.
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