Swivel eyed loons at Conservative clubs throughout the country are preparing to choose a new despot, as the choice now appears to be between ‘nearly as mad as Thatcher’ and ‘quite a bit worse’.
Conservatives to choose between nearly as bad as Thatcher or slightly worse
July 5, 2016 by Leave a Comment
MPs who voted for Iraq war rebel against half arsed referendum saboteur
June 28, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Labour MPs who voted for the Iraq war have come out in force to rebel against their leader who couldn’t be arsed to win a referendum.
MPs urged to keep quiet about the fact that we’re not actually going to leave the EU
June 27, 2016 by Leave a Comment
MPs have been urged to keep quiet about the fact that we’re not actually going to leave the EU at all, until the political wind changes and people forget all about it.
Voters’ confusion as immigrants still here
June 26, 2016 by 1 Comment
A leave voter has told of his anguish this morning on waking up to find that there were some foreign people in his immediate vicinity who appeared to be showing no signs of packing their bags and shockingly seemed to be living their lives like nothing had happened.
Britain votes to put its dick in a blender
June 24, 2016 by 4 Comments
Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
Iran to join EU warn BREXIT campaigners
June 21, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The Islamic republic of Iran will most likely join the EU later this year according to UKIP leader and prominent BREXIT campaigner Nigel Farage.
Justin Bieber to back leave campaign
June 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
The campaign for Britain to remain in the EU has suffered another setback today following news that Justin Bieber has thrown his weight behind the leave campaign.
Boris “We must use the Isle of Wight as an example”
May 29, 2016 by 9 Comments
Britain must follow the lead of the Isle of Wight and use its lack of racial diversity as a shining beacon as how the UK could be post Brexit, according to conservative leadership hopeful Boris Johnson. Speaking on the Andrew Marr show, the former Mayor said that the islanders’ mistrust of all visitors, even other […]
Far right brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications
May 25, 2016 by Leave a Comment
A far right Brexit campaigner has carefully analysed the fiscal implications of remaining in or leaving the EU, before deciding the leave option to be the most universally beneficial
Britain will be forced to have French loos warn Brexit
May 18, 2016 by 1 Comment
British citizens will be forced to balance on their haunches with their trousers round their ankles and shit into a hole in the ground rather than use British seated toilets, should the UK vote to remain in the European Union, Brexit campaigners have warned today. A furious Boris Johnson said “We need to take back […]
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