Poor and disabled people throughout Britain have been cracking open the metaphorical champagne following the news that the Government has decided to reduce corporation tax from 20% to 17%.
Anonymous target the Fat Controller
March 15, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Anonymous hackers have vowed total war on the Fat Controller out of the Thomas the Tank Engine series, citing his continuing antics of wandering around the Isle of Sodor telling steam engines what to do. A video that appeared to sound like Dr Stephen Hawking but disguised with a Guy Fawkes mask warned “Fat controller. […]
Northern towns to revert to being in black and white
March 14, 2016 by 1 Comment
Northern provincial towns from Hull upwards are set to return to being in monochrome following more difficult decisions from the Government this morning.
Osborne warns of further cuts to his own conscience
March 13, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Chancellor of the Exchequer George Osborne has warned of further cuts to his conscience in time for the forthcoming 2016 budget.
David Cameron’s mother joins Lib Dems
March 12, 2016 by 1 Comment
Prime Minister David Cameron has told critics that he is “quite comfortable” with the fact that his mother has become a paid up member of the Lib dems. Playing down an rumours of any sort of family rift Mr Cameron said “The marvellous thing about a democracy is that there is room for all of […]
“Stop naming us” say MPs who voted for disability benefit cuts
March 10, 2016 by 136 Comments
Conservative MPs who voted for £30 a week cuts in benefits for disabled people have asked today for people to stop naming them on social media so they can continue to claim huge expenses and lie about giving a shit.
Britain to return Isle of Wight to China
March 9, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Britain is to return sovereignty of the Isle of Wight to China, marking the end of its long-term lease from the Asian economic giant.
Putin joins Brexit campaign
March 9, 2016 by 1 Comment
Russian premier Vladimir Putin has today added his full support to the campaign for Britain to leave the EU.
Thousands of immigrants set to arrive on cruise ships
March 8, 2016 by Leave a Comment
Thousands of immigrants are due to arrive on Britain’s shores within the next few days on a fleet of luxury cruise ships according to a shock report released today.
Boris “Anyone saying I’ve gagged them should shut up”
March 8, 2016 by 1 Comment
Mayor of London Boris Johnson has insisted today that none of his staff have been gagged over the EU referendum and any that say they have should shut up.
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